Navy – San Jose State Drinking Game

OK fans, this is an abbreviated drinking game because it’s not like we have a lot of history with SJSU.  So, if the announcers do or say any of the following, you should do what I write!

1.  Mentions the song “The Way to San Jose” in any way ==> DRINK A SHOT.  TAP YOUR IPAD IN HONOR OF SILICON VALLEY.  LOOK TO HEAVEN AND POINT TO STEVE JOBS.

2.  Talks about how Navy’s offense isn’t built for 3rd and 20 (like anybody’s offense is built for that) ==> DRINK SOMETHING.  MAKE LIP FLAPPING RASPBERRY SOUND.  CALL YOUR MOTHER.  SHE LOVES YOU.

3.  Talks about how Navy’s offense isn’t a “quick strike offense” ==> REPEAT #2 TWICE EXCEPT FOR THE CALL YOUR MOTHER PART.

4.   Shows Navy’s turnover margin for year ==> DRY HEAVE. DRINK.  SAY “WELL, THAT’S LEGIT.”

5.  Catch all: any service academy related cliche that deals with discipline, academics, unnecessary suffering, or lack of real college life ==>  DRINK. THINK TO YOURSELF “WOW, WHAT WAS I THINKING?”  THEN, FOR NO REASON, STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AT PARADE REST.

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8 Responses

  1. Drinking game bit definitely a keeper for TBD……

  2. That is precisely why I try to only watch Goal Line and Red Zone – to get away from the inane “talking heads” who offer up mostly banal platitudes…of course I put up with the regular broadcasts when watching our Navy, the Army & Air Force games (to see how they are doing) and future opponents.

  3. “STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AT PARADE REST, (WHILE THINKING, ‘SIR, YOU NOW HAVE TEN MINUTES TO….’)”

  4. Can i drink everytime i see a game like that?

  5. Yes

  6. Im worried i might get alcohol poisoning

  7. During the “Day in a Midshipman’s Life” feature, drink a shot of listerine and chase it with a stale beer.

  8. At least CBS doesn’t make a poor Mid their sideline reporter.

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