There is a grapevine in the ranks of all the services. The men make it their business to find out who their officers are. There is a special respect for those who would carry the ball on a football field, throw a wicked block, or make a dead-stop tackle.
-- Slade Cutter
So you want Homer Simpson for the Heisman? :) With some press buildup and some creative statistics, he may win.
Nice article, though! As nice as it would be to happen, I really don’t think he has a chance.